Wish Maker Pillows

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Sharing Pizza.

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"Quick, make a wish."

Birthday cake

"I'd like a purple unicorn."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

A Discreet Hint.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wishing Well

Genie.

Capitalism

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Make a Wish

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

What do you wish for next year?

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

Dinosaur Wishbone

Wishing Well - "It works!"