Wish-making Wizard Gifts

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

A Discreet Hint.

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'What do I want? You're the one with the magic powers. Don't you know what I want?'

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."