Wish-making Wizard Prints

Wishes. New well now open! Granting wishes for free is for suckers. I invested in a chain of wished wells!

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

A Discreet Hint.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"Again with the wishes? I do and do for you all I ever hear is 'I wish this. I wish that. Gimme, gimme, gimme'!"

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

Genie.