Wishmaking Prints

Dinosaur Wishbone

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'