Quirky Last Wish Planner Prints

"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Pardon?'

Bad Office Planning

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

Me, Alice and God

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

"Legally, we're a farm."

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

O'Leary's Monuments

Dinner

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'Happy Birthday To You...'

a drink at the pub

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

"Are you wearing WD40?"

"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"