Quirky Escapade Planner Prints

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Duck Hunt

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Planned service changes

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'First time skiing?'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"