Amusing Trip Planner Prints

Island visit.

Tourists

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Duck Hunt

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Italia tours

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

The sun luring people to the sea

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.