Amusing Trip Planner Gifts

Island visit.

Tourists

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Duck Hunt

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Italia tours

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

The sun luring people to the sea

'The Federal Government today issued an order to American citizens to stay out of countries whose names begin with a 'B'....'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'