Romantic Escapade Planner Prints

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Let's not do anything you'll think was a good idea in the morning. !! !!

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

I'm having an affair so I've got to look good in bed.

Fountain of Youth

Duck Hunt

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

How to feel confident in love & war

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Six arms, no waiting.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."