Virtual Wish Master T-Shirts

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Did you make a wish?'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

What do you wish for next year?

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Capitalism

Birthday cake

Dinosaur Wishbone

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"Mom, I'm losing my edge with remote learning. I've forgotten how to harass a substitute teacher!"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

"World peace and an end to famine sorted, David blows his last wish on a Tesla..."

'Is that your one and only wish; neuter all men?'

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

Sharing Pizza.

"Can Brandon log on and play?"

"Quick, make a wish."

"I mean, I can throw it a third time."

Zoom Wedding Crasher

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

'Big tits count as two of the three wishes.'

Wishes. New well now open! Granting wishes for free is for suckers. I invested in a chain of wished wells!

"I'd like a purple unicorn."