Tech-savvy Wish Maker T-Shirts

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

Barcode Dreams

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Spell Check

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

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"When shall we three meet again...?"

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Did you make a wish?'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Witches and Their Drones

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'OK, but just suppose Abelard and Heloise had used e-mail'

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

Dinosaur Wishbone

Birthday cake