Tech-savvy Wish Maker T-Shirts

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

Barcode Dreams

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Spell Check

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

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"When shall we three meet again...?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Witches and Their Drones

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

Dinosaur Wishbone

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

'OK, but just suppose Abelard and Heloise had used e-mail'

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'