Fantasy Wish-maker T-Shirts

'Big tits count as two of the three wishes.'

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

A dream of consequence

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"You're in my seat. . ."

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.