Fantasy Wish-maker Mugs

'Big tits count as two of the three wishes.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Storm in a magic lamp.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

A dream of consequence

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

"You're in my seat. . ."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Witches Brew

'Wow! I've always wanted to fly like a bird!'

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.