Virtual Swing Maestro Gifts

"He's got his game face on."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Office Meeting

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Computer Music

No Bruch!

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Violinist.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Clock Face Golf Set

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Lord of the Strings.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The violin lesson

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

Double Bass.

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Niccolo Paganini

Bad Violinist.

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

'I hate rainy days!'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Book and magician

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"