Virtual Playmaster Gifts

"Can Brandon log on and play?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Indoor Football

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Let's try a little role play."

"It's cooties."

Play Ball!

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

MLB 2020

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

"Couldn't I be doing this online?"

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.