Virtual Playmaster Gifts

"Can Brandon log on and play?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Indoor Football

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Play Ball!

"Let's try a little role play."

"It's cooties."

Virtual Magic Tricks

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

conversing using table tennis technology

MLB 2020

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"Couldn't I be doing this online?"

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'