Freehand Maestro Gifts

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Baby Piano

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Non-Drip ?

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"Streaming"

"My best friend is my phone."

Take a bow!

Model Building

Violin Player

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Computer Music

"Speed reader...?"