Building Buster Pillows

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Turkish Democracy

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Oil shock.

'The buildings are merging.'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

"They're spelt differently!"

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."