Budget Blaster Gifts

'All I can say is, if you like to try new wines and you hate to have money in your wallet, that's the perfect choice.'

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

'I understand you rented a limo to get here...'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Fries and kids

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Oil shock.

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Electricity Bills

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"They're spelt differently!"