Budget Battlers Gifts

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'I live on a fixed income and if I ever get my hands on the repairman...'

"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

'I'd sort of like to simplify my life myself, but I resent the government doing it!'

Gas Bill

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Fries and kids

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Run, Mike, Run!

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

fish in a bottle...

Student Debt

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

"It's a mug's game!"

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

Credit card repayments are for life, not just for Christmas.

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"