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'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Graffiti like

The housing market begins to deflate.

"You must be the demolition team."

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Silent music

Cut Your Bills In Half.

Ear Bud Hijacking

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

Mosquito Fumigation

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

'So much for energy saving.'

"I know - let's make a programme about people's complaints about our bloody awful programmes...!!"

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

"I think it's our gas bill."

A hunter shoots a drone

Economic bubble

Destroying Music Speakers.