Sports And Politics Mixer Gifts

"... And I’m not saying he wouldn’t make a good president, but with a name like ‘Mitt Romney’ he’d make a better quarterback."

A fight in the Boardroom.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Books and Phones

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

Vladimir Putin visits Xi Jinping for the Winter Olympics

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

"Blind loyalty, Gilliford, by God, that's a trait I like to see in a young man."

"Football Pool"

Mild in the Streets

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Skeet Fishing.

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

Harper talks about Christmas

Sepp Blatter

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

"Elections, elections, elections! I'm sick of it! If I could vote, I'd vote for someone who would ban nonstop coverage of elections."

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'