Love And Politics Mixers Gifts

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Wedding Chefs

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

The year 1872 passing and taking Liberalism with it

"No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!" "No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!"

'Actually, I'd like to see my opponent do more mudslinging.'

The Big Nothing

Trump and Kim Jong-un

Deep Down

Biden or Bust

Mild in the Streets

"... And I’m not saying he wouldn’t make a good president, but with a name like ‘Mitt Romney’ he’d make a better quarterback."

Generational Smackdown

"According to the polls the sun will come up tomorrow, but I think I'll wait and see..."

"Happy clouds. Big, incredible, tremendously happy clouds."

Is Abortion More Important Than Murder?

"It's very sweet of you to put it in here, Senator, but what if your wife finds out?"

Vote UKIP: Fear, Angst, Racism and Galloping Europhobia.

Sadie, I keep hearing all this talk about how the president might be literally insane. It's making me feel anxious. Sometimes I wonder if this is how the British felt when King George III went crazy and lost America. Or is it more like how the Romans felt when Caligula made his horse a senator? That reminds me: Did you get to ride Caligula's horse, or were you too old for that? Before I answer that, let me show you what the Romans did to losers in the old days ...

Valentines to President Trump from his staff

Afganistan-British Russian Arbitration

"I blame the government for everything. What do you do?"

Welcome to Decision 2060

"Ah, the Trump blimp is destroying the New York Times building. Must be Tuesday."