Love And Politics Mixers Pillows

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Wedding Chefs

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

The year 1872 passing and taking Liberalism with it

"No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!" "No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!"

'Actually, I'd like to see my opponent do more mudslinging.'

The Big Nothing

Trump and Kim Jong-un

Biden or Bust

Mild in the Streets

"... And I’m not saying he wouldn’t make a good president, but with a name like ‘Mitt Romney’ he’d make a better quarterback."

"According to the polls the sun will come up tomorrow, but I think I'll wait and see..."

"Happy clouds. Big, incredible, tremendously happy clouds."

"It's very sweet of you to put it in here, Senator, but what if your wife finds out?"

Vote UKIP: Fear, Angst, Racism and Galloping Europhobia.

Valentines to President Trump from his staff

Afganistan-British Russian Arbitration

"I blame the government for everything. What do you do?"

'I'd like an open marriage...'

"Ah, the Trump blimp is destroying the New York Times building. Must be Tuesday."