Humor In Politics Lover Pillows

'I know you spend a lot of time in the House, but you can't claim it as your second home, can you?'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So we have met before..."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Putin Shoots Down Peace

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.