Politics Joke Lover Pillows

"MOM! Billy says I'm too sane to be a congresswoman!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

The Berlin Peace Movement

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Prostate: 51st State

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Totalitarian Humour

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"How is it in Russia?"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

What Could Go Wrong?

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'