Policy Joke Lover Pillows

'Let's see, what's next...Oh, any pre-existing conditions?'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Trickledown economics

Surge Plans.

"So we have met before..."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

NHS recruitment.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!