Policy Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'Your insurance doesn't cover the sniffles -- come back when it develops into something more serious.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

Trickledown economics

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Surge Plans.

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

NHS recruitment.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

Anti-immigrant discourse

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Rattache

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

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"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

'I'd rather be right than President, but I don't insist on it.'