Political Pun Lover Pillows

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

"Makes me want to draw up some districts of my own."

"Bad news - that fire in your belly is an ulcer."

Pens Paper Rulers ( The 'Rulers' are the leaders of Countries ).

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Russian Embassy: Gone phishing.

"Located the problem. Your intake manifold was full of chads."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

Recent ICE raids in Nebraska open up dozens of jobs for American workers.

"Knock it off, Martin! I said it was election day. Election day!"

"We need to get Labour's message across!"

'To escape a trap to raise the debt ceiling the wily house speaker will gnaw of his own leg.'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

'Oh, look...it's Mister Irrelevant!'

'Well, they certainly caught you kipping!'

"What do you mean, you're a Republican?"

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."

Corbyn trouser press

"Every time they say Brexit could be nearing a done deal, he Brixit!"

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

Floating Voters

"The Breakfast of Politicians. Low in character and moral fiber."

"These are some of the new delegates sent into parliament by protest voters..."

Man who lost an election chooses chocolate from 'deselection box'.

"I am going to vote....I may be sometime!"

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

"See you later, Debbie. Try to combine the firm yet sensitive supervision of Mr. Clinton with the strict yet compassionate stewardship of Mr. Dole."

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

"Nope, nothing political about the fish - that's just it's name."

'You women are all alike!'

'How do you feel about the election?', 'I feel like I'm between Barack and a hard case.'

'What do you think the 2008 election will be like?', 'Hillary-ous and Rude-y.'

A Government of all the talents

'Can't you come up with a better slogan for incumbents?'

If first past the post goes, procreation by coalition will be possible!