Politics Pun Lovers Pillows

"Just kidding, dear viewers. The non-existent opposition has NOT won the election...."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

Rattache

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Fresh Blood In Politics

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"Are you a blowfish, or did you just hold a sneeze?"

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'There's a gentleman here for a cleaning, Doctor. It's unclear whose.'

'And when they were only half the way up they were neither up nor down!'

OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

"Read my lips!"