Politics Pun Enthusiast Pillows

Yomp for Senate Hq: 'You're ahead in the polls, but it's mainly with people who NEVER vote!

"Do us all a favor, Goodwin. Keep the baloney in your speeches but out of your sandwiches."

Spin-free zone beyond this point.

Rice and Rumsfeld lunch on Iraq policy

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Prostate: 51st State

Totalitarian Humour

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"How is it in Russia?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Govt. UK led by Seance

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

What Could Go Wrong?

Obama ready for another war

Donald Trump

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Prison Ships

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'