Political Pun Aficionado Pillows

Dumb Dumber and Dumbest

Voting, a better system: In any election, you should always vote for the fattest candidate. In evolutionary and biological terms, the fattest are the most successful in utilization of scarce resources. We clearly need their expertise.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Trump pardons

Political convention

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Prostate: 51st State

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Totalitarian Humour

All-Verbal Westerns

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"How is it in Russia?"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Prison Ships

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

What Could Go Wrong?

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Obama ready for another war

Donald Trump

Govt. UK led by Seance