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'Look, the herd instinct has gotten us this far - why do we need parliamentary procedure now?

A long war followed.

EU Referendum: In, Out, Shake it all about.

'How are you feeling today? Hopey, changey or both?'

'In the senate I'm a conservative, in bed I'm a liberal!'

Ice Cream Flavor of the Week Im-peach-ment

'I lost my faith in European politicians' common sense.'

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

'Hurtling downhill at breakneck speed... it's all too reminiscent of my political career.'

'Now I wish I hadn't voted for Christmas.'

This country is on the road to ruin!

George W Bush Convoy.

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'The theme of tonight's debate is 'lemon meringue'.'

On a positive note, the week you had laryngitis our poll numbers climbed ten points.

America's funniest campaign promises...

'Neolithic, are you sure? I thought we were neoliberal.'

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'I told you not to order in Russian.'

OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'

'He was positioning himself on the issues, and he threw his back out.'

'How can you call yourself a paleoconservative? - I think you have a very NICE tan.'

"My sink drips, my shower runs. And my tub dribbles. I've got more leaks than the White House!"

"She can't flunk me! I'll call the gubernor!"

"I hear this is a very big swing state in the upcoming elections!"

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

One-notion Tory

"Are you worried about Brexit?"

"...furthermore, Mr. Hammond predicts that 'no deal' would result in an exodus of ravens from the Tower..."

"And you say your stabbing back pains started when you entered politics?"

Old Labour Hatelands

Rattache

"Read my lips!"

"Sorry, I forgot to mention, I have aides."

"What type of caucus is that?'