Political Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'Look, the herd instinct has gotten us this far - why do we need parliamentary procedure now?

A long war followed.

EU Referendum: In, Out, Shake it all about.

'How are you feeling today? Hopey, changey or both?'

'In the senate I'm a conservative, in bed I'm a liberal!'

Ice Cream Flavor of the Week Im-peach-ment

'I lost my faith in European politicians' common sense.'

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

'Hurtling downhill at breakneck speed... it's all too reminiscent of my political career.'

'Now I wish I hadn't voted for Christmas.'

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

"My sink drips, my shower runs. And my tub dribbles. I've got more leaks than the White House!"

"She can't flunk me! I'll call the gubernor!"

"I hear this is a very big swing state in the upcoming elections!"

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

The first and last time a Democrat and Republican voted for each other.

One-notion Tory

"Are you worried about Brexit?"

"...furthermore, Mr. Hammond predicts that 'no deal' would result in an exodus of ravens from the Tower..."

"And you say your stabbing back pains started when you entered politics?"

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

When you Greece the Wheels

George W Bush Convoy.

On a positive note, the week you had laryngitis our poll numbers climbed ten points.

'The theme of tonight's debate is 'lemon meringue'.'

This country is on the road to ruin!

America's funniest campaign promises...

'Neolithic, are you sure? I thought we were neoliberal.'

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'I told you not to order in Russian.'

OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'

'He was positioning himself on the issues, and he threw his back out.'

I-pod re-shuffle.

'How can you call yourself a paleoconservative? - I think you have a very NICE tan.'