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$44.00

These throw pillows are precision-cut and hand-sewn to serve as the perfect decorative accent in any environment.

Features

  • 100% polyester case and insert
  • Fabric weight: 6.49-7.37 oz./yd.² (220-250 g/m²)
  • Hidden zipper
  • Machine-washable case
  • Shape-retaining polyester insert included (hand-wash only)

Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days

30-day return policy

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