Policy Puzzle Enthusiast Pillows

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'Let's see... 'Accidents... Alligators... Apes... Avalanches...' -- Sorry, sir. There's nothing in your policy about 'Arrows.''

Whither, EU?

"Good boy."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'The recession is over, again.'

Think Tank

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Trickledown economics

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Surge Plans.

Tree of Public Opinion.

NHS recruitment.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'