Policy Wonk Enthusiast Pillows

Here Today . . . Bailed Out Tomorrow.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"National security adviser"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Obama Healthcare.

'The recession is over, again.'

Think Tank

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'What I have to do first?!'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

Rock and a Hard Place

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'