Policy Puzzler Pillows

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

"I'm sorry, but now the healthcare plan demands that you run a marathon.

'Do you have your original warranty?'

'No more!'

"We have a new fire and theft policy. We only pay if your house is burgled while its burning."

You're covered for any surgery caused by a D.I.Y. project...as long as you do the surgery yourself.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Good boy."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

Roe v. Wade

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Tariffs"

Do Guns Kill?

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Violent Crime Statistics

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

The two faces of capitalism.

Tree of Public Opinion.

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'