Policy Puzzler Gifts

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

"I'm sorry, but now the healthcare plan demands that you run a marathon.

'Do you have your original warranty?'

'No more!'

"We have a new fire and theft policy. We only pay if your house is burgled while its burning."

You're covered for any surgery caused by a D.I.Y. project...as long as you do the surgery yourself.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Good boy."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

Roe v. Wade

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Tariffs"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Do Guns Kill?

Violent Crime Statistics

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

We Used to Build Things

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

The two faces of capitalism.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

From Street Walker to Call Girl

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Tree of Public Opinion.

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'