Policy Perplexed Gifts

'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Scars and Bars

Uncle Sam and health care.

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

Healthcare

Lies Begin at Political Conception

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Benchwarmer.

"I have every confidence that the measures taken will encourage spending..."

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

We have an unwritten rule here, Johnson: Never write down any rules.

Rich react to higher taxes.

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

Honk if you favour military tribunals for tax delinquents....

'No more!'

Newt, a man of ideas. . . We didn't say they were good ideas.

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

Here Today . . . Bailed Out Tomorrow.

"Deregulation is working. Look at how much we're saving."

'Okay kids, this is the new timetable.'

"Dad what's Brexit?"

Crowded Schools

'Let's see - I'll need better education and healthcare. . . did I mention I can't afford any of this.'

'No comment, no comment...'