Politically Perplexed Gifts

"Dad what's Brexit?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Politicians are from Uranus.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Autocensure

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

QANON PROUD BOY

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"So, what would you do about the Taliban, Channel Immigrants and Extinction Rebellion, eh?"

'No more!'

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

A simple guide to political right philosophy

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

'It's from that guy we voted in at the last election.'

"Welcome to hell. The only thing you're allowed to watch down here is politics."

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

Politician and the Snake

"I'm sorry, but now the healthcare plan demands that you run a marathon.

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'