Politically Pensive Gifts

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The Politics of Food.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

Autocensure

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

Afghanistan intervention.

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

Woke and wonderful

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"