Policy Ponders Gifts

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Hate Platforms

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The economy.

Trump leaving

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

G7 Summit Concern

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Roe v. Wade

Think Tank

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Rock and a Hard Place

Do Guns Kill?

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"