Policy Puzzle Cracker Gifts

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

"Good boy."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'The recession is over, again.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Tree of Public Opinion.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Arrest Them Later

Iraq and the road ahead...

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

EU - Constitution

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

Victim of Sequestration!

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

The European Bailout

Weapons Ban

'Looks like we've got the best government money can buy.'

Looking for the vaccine

EU money addiction

Negotiations

"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'

'Just a minute!'

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."