Policy Puzzle Solver Gifts

"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."

Macroeconomics.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'I'm sorry, but medical science still knows very little about high-deductible insurance.'

Nice idea. I see you've made the small print smaller.

Government Policy Development

Yanis Varoufakis

"Here's the new Healthcare Plan. Let me know if you can figure it out."

Brexit Roundabout

"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."

Ideology and bureaucracy

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Map of the human brain

Can do...No can do

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

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