Property Puzzle Solver Gifts

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

‘We unknowingly bought a leasehold new build!’

Tenants and Landlords

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

People in a nest: 'What housing shortage?'

Sold house.

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

The Map of the human brain

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You know too much!'

Eureka!

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"