Policy Poking Enthusiast Pillows

'Sorry, but your insurance won't cover your medical expenses. However, they did mention that if you die, they may consider covering it in the future.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"National security adviser"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

E.U. Banking Union.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Obama Healthcare.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Rock and a Hard Place

'What I have to do first?!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.