Policy Punster Pillows

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'

'The HR department has struggled to come up with a staff protection scheme that fits within our budget.'

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

'He has a nerve holding me to the truth. It's an election year, for heaven's sake!'

David won't be in today. He's been in an accident. Did he give notice?

British savings accounts

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Dogs life

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"I'm not that kind of pro-Bono lawyer."

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

I wonder who's Kissinger now?

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

'I think therefore I ham.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.