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The Fighter

"So, what are you reading?"

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Keystone XL Pipeline

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'I should have won that last fight.'