Political Punster Pillows

'This guy needs help!..Let's call a Meeting...Won't you join us?'

"I said we need to get back on track - financially."

"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"

On - Undecided - Off switch

Hospitality.

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

'From now on. We're going to punt it.

'There's enough pork in this bill to get everyone on board. That why I call it ‘Buy-Partisan.''

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Back in the good old days, when Presidents said 'gazillion'....They were joking!'

A rebus of the word 'Manifesto'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Political Science

"Expect delays due to power failure."

England's jester - United States' jester.

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

'...In other news, archaeologists today dug up yet another Clinton scandal....'

From the greenhouseto the White HouseTo the Out House...

The Great American Grate

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

'I'm boy-cotting Chinese goods.'

Polling Place.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Liberal party HQ' 'Champagne strategists required'

Pedro Sánchez

"Sometimes I think you use government shutdowns to avoid intimacy."

'I liked his campaign commercial so much, I bought the senator.'

'Whatever happened to 'the house always wins'?'

Jeb Can Ficks It

Disagreeing Men

Tainted Pork

British savings accounts