Political Punster Gifts

'This guy needs help!..Let's call a Meeting...Won't you join us?'

"I said we need to get back on track - financially."

"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"

On - Undecided - Off switch

It's a "constitution", sire -- Think of it as a "reign check".

"Expect delays due to power failure."

Political Science

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

Hospitality.

A rebus of the word 'Manifesto'

'Back in the good old days, when Presidents said 'gazillion'....They were joking!'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'There's enough pork in this bill to get everyone on board. That why I call it ‘Buy-Partisan.''

'From now on. We're going to punt it.

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

'I'm boy-cotting Chinese goods.'

Polling Place.

Pedro Sánchez

"Sometimes I think you use government shutdowns to avoid intimacy."

'I liked his campaign commercial so much, I bought the senator.'

'Whatever happened to 'the house always wins'?'

'Liberal party HQ' 'Champagne strategists required'

The Great American Grate

From the greenhouseto the White HouseTo the Out House...

'...In other news, archaeologists today dug up yet another Clinton scandal....'

'Please listen carefully as my campaign promise menu has changed...'

'If Congress is so smart, how come it's on C-SPAN and not A-SPAN?'

'I'm wondering, is this the 'Story of O,' or is the country being run by 'Emanuel.'?', 'You must be 21 to understand this joke.'

England's jester - United States' jester.