Political Correctness Punster Pillows

Politically Correct Snowperson

British savings accounts

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"I'm after the history section."

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

This is where Brent council sends you

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

The Life Challenged Zombies.